Make Precious happy. Buy this shirt. (And make sure to put the lotion back in the basket when you're done.)
Text reads: "It Rubs the Lotion on Its Skin Or Else It Gets the Hose Again."
This shirt is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. It is soft and comfy even though it contains no human flesh.
The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a fan favorite!
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Length (Worldwide) (inches) | 28 | 29 ¼ | 30 ¼ | 31 ¼ | 32 ½ | 33 ½ |
| Width (Worldwide) (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
| Length (East Asia) (inches) | 26 ⅜ | 27 ½ | 28 ¾ | 29 ½ | 30 ¼ | |
| Width (East Asia) (inches) | 18 ½ | 19 ¾ | 20 ⅞ | 22 | 23 ¼ |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Length (Worldwide) (cm) | 71 | 74 | 77 | 79 | 83 | 85 |
| Width (Worldwide) (cm) | 46 | 51 | 56 | 61 | 66 | 71 |
| Length (East Asia) (cm) | 67 | 70 | 73 | 75 | 77 | 0 |
| Width (East Asia) (cm) | 47 | 50 | 53 | 56 | 59 | 0 |
